Welcome to the life of Joy. In these pages you will find the story of things that took place on earth in your absence. Now remember these might be true stories. That gets me off the hook in some cases. So if you like the stories just remember to support me with money so I can go out and write more cool stuff.

Malden Island-In this story we peer into an uncertain history of time. We go into the story as if it might be true. You have to decide if there was a civilization who created a hole where Malden Island stood. Was it part of an ancient conspiracy? If so who were the conspirators? Were they women? Lets just say Malden Island became the curse of the dog kingdom. For their was piled up the bier that sent them howling. And I don’t mean for more but for moore.

The Vanishing Bee-(Oh Bee have)If Mike Myers had a kingdom would it be of Jerry or of Tom? For those who find the key to the bee find the humor of creation. God sent the bee a message and it was “Get lost” and it was the key to understanding all of the story. Not just the bad parts which were measured in sorrow but in the honey as well. God set a place at the table for the bear and for Goldilocks. And Goldilocks took over at the end and gave the bear a licking. Only the bear hated it and fled to hell.

Japan and Ti-In the essence of life there was a man named Ti who had a friend named me. I found his story in a painting. It was a painting of the sea and the land and a mountain. I came across this story by accident when I found an old painting by J Sukki. The Sukki or Su Key was the Ya of the key. And that was the story of those who lived more then a thousand years ago. It is a history of Japan as it used to be. Not as those alive remember it but as I remember it. And since I was born American it will raise your spur or cockle and change the way you see Japan.